Radio Rabies

You know what it’s like when you’re trying to find a parking space. There’s always some dummy who sees it fit to take up the majority of two parking spaces. It’s a pain and 85 year old Richard Albers had had enough of it when 52 year old Vernon Brandt had blocked his favourite parking space at McDonald with his truck.

The two men have apparently argued over the space before or whatever but the old dude is all like “I’ve been parking here every morning for the last 16 years”… To be fair though, it doesn’t mean that he owns it does it?

Anyway, the old man Albers walks up to the Brandt’s truck and taps on the window to talk to the driver, but instead the truck driver opens his door knocking over the old man in the progress. I’m guessing the old guy is frail, he is 85 and has been eating McDonald’s every day for the last 16 years, his insides must be like an Egyptian tomb so it may have been a mistake. Well you could think that until Brandt offers old man Albers out for a fight…

You Americans, you like your big cars and your fast food!

I think it’s safe to say that people do a lot of things whilst they’re driving. The most common thing is talking on a mobile phone which in England has become illegal (only a bit mind) but there is a lady who recently caused a car crash in Florida because she was sorting out her bikini line whilst behind the wheel. She wasn’t completely reckless though, she did have her ex-husband in the passenger seat take the wheel when she was doing it…

She was in a massive rush because she was going to meet her boyfriend and she wanted to be all ready for him. On a side note, why was she taking her ex-husband? I guess that factor’s not important right now but still, bit odd.

They crashed into the back of a car which had slowed down to turn left and they sped off into the night as the woman had already been banned from driving and all that stuff the day before. The ex-husband was in the drivers seat when they were pulled over after they switched seats half a mile down the road but they came clean when being asked questions by the police.

Strangely though she was charged with leaving the scene of an accident as well as breaching her ban from driving and now she could possibly be facing jail.

I guess that means tending to your lady garden whilst driving isn’t illegal in Florida, just do it safely…

Sinead O'Connor Loves The Pope

Did you know about the new laws in Ireland? Apparently it will become an offence to say or publish anything that will offend any religions… if you do, you can be fined up to £22,000. That’s just a little bit insane.

The definition of a blaspheme is: “publishing or uttering matter that is grossly abusive or insulting in relation to matters sacred by any religion, thereby intentionally causing outrage among a substantial number of adherents of that religion, with some defences permitted”… How on early are they going to inforce something like that?

There is a group of people opposing this new law and they have published a bunch of anti-religious quotes online. Let’s see what will happen to them.