Radio Rabies

In this video I talk about the recent wet fart of a tsunami that didn’t really hit anywhere, the non existent hand shake between John Terry and Wayne Bridge at the recent match football match of Chelsea and Manchester City as well as what’s coming on TV this week.

In a horrible turn of events, Florida Sea World trainer Dawn Brancheau was recently killed by killer whale Tillikum (anagram of “It Kill ‘Um”). This is an excerpt from the Radio Rabies Live Show/Podcast with Radio Rabies host Carl

 

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In this episode of Radio Rabies I talk about how listeners of Radio Rabies have shown their anger in very weird way including the throwing of plums. I also touch upon Cheryl Cole, Gordon Brown being an alleged bully and the Twitter phishing scam that’s been going on.

This show was broadcast live on Friday 26th February at 9pm GMT. This is an edited down presentation of the episode. Some things have been edited out. This is down to constraints of time and nothing personal.

Why do some beings have no nipples and others have too many? Radio Rabies host Carl explores the strange world of those curious body parts

A lady recently got thrown off a bus for breast feeding a baby. The lines of the legalities of breastfeeding in public places are quite blurred. It’s pretty much legal but there are some that still believe it’s public indecency.

The woman and her baby were thrown off the bus because another passenger complained about it to the bus driver. Either way, someone was going to be unhappy.

I remember once I was on the bus and this lady was breastfeeding. I complained and I was the one thrown off the bus. Probably a good thing. I’m not being funny but I don’t want to travel with a bus company that condone a 48 year old man still suckling from his elderly mother. Turns your stomach.

OMFG It’s Friday again. Turn your speakers up as loud as they will go and go absolutely apeshit! Punch the air and smash the place up for it is the weekend!

With a name like a killer whale you’d expect people to act on the side of caution but they don’t :(

On the news this morning I saw a report about a lady who has been killed by a whale whilst doing a show at Sea World in Florida. In the report it mentioned that the whale in question “Tillikum” is a killer whale and has killed a few people before.

I’m not down playing the tragic death of the trainer nor am I making fun of it in anyway but you have to question is it a good idea to play and splash around with an animal that is called a KILLER whale and has killed people before. It’ll be like getting Mrs Babykiller to babysit your children.

This tragic event will bring up a lot of questions about whether it is a good idea to have animals in captivity to then train them to do stuff for our entertainment. Some people think it’s cruel and against the instincts of the animals. Clearly in this instance, that is true. I think it’s best that I stop training my pet shark Clifford to do somersaults in my local swimming pool, I’m not sure but there’s something about him I don’t trust…

Whilst discussing Google Buzz, Carl and Andrew get sidetracked and start discussing imfamous German cannibal, Armin Meiwes…

Exclusive! Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole are to apparently going to divorce. How do I know this top secret information? A little birdie told me. I’ll tell you, but keep it under your hat.

Anyway, I heard that her husband Ashley Cole (a footballer) has cheated on her a few times and he always gets forgiveness by buying her rings and stuff. I guess there wasn’t a ring big enough to forgive him this time.

As I was saying, he’s cheated on her and now they’re going to divorce. In my opinion, it’s been a long time coming. She must have really loved him (and his money?) to have put up with his cheating ways for so long.

Let’s just hope the media won’t get wind of this other wise it’ll be everywhere and there will be so much publicity about it’ll be just like when Princess Diana died.

It’s Wednesday so it means you’re closer to the beginning of the weekend than you are towards the end of it. Yay! Here is a video of the great TV theme tune to Willy Fog’s “Around The World In Eighty Days”