Just read that two people from the UK have won the Euromillions last night. Apparently they get to share £90m. Holy crap I don’t know what I would do with £45m. I’d give it a damn good go at trying to spend it. I wouldn’t do a Michael Carroll. I’d probably buy an arcade and fill it with machines from the 1980s. I’d buy a DeLorean as well as make it able to travel trhough time. Either that or pay Kanye West to be my little bitch and to not do anything ever again.

Just a quick thought, maybe one of them Derren Brown? Nah, it probably wasn’t, he doesn’t play the Euromillions